Your dick is in my hand: dirty talk for those who have jaw cramps from embarrassment

How many times have you lain staring at the ceiling while she was doing something incredible downstairs, and your head was spinning: "God, I wish she would say something now... This?" But instead, you'd say, "Yes, that's right," because your tongue was stuck to the roof of your mouth from embarrassment. We've been taught that asking for verbal filth is the lot of adult film actors or some overly uninhibited types. But you're serious, adequate. And you're afraid that if you say, "Describe what you're doing right now," she'll look at you like a moron.